Cats Can't Do
an original screenplay concept
by Sean Broadhurst

Political thriller: A sexy district attorney teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to find the true meaning of love. In the process they are locked in a haunted house with a kind hearted prostitute. By the end of the movie they hijack 3 cable cars and end up winning the admiration of their kind hearted prostitute, living happily ever after.
Think Waterworld meets Amelie.

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XXX Cats Can't Do
by Sean Broadhurst


There you are, lounging around the living room wearing nothing but Saran wrap when suddenly the doorbell rings. Surprised, you open the door and are happy to see four Jehovah's Witnesses sensuously eating a popsicle. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you start dancing seductively, elated by the size of the cock that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's the Dallas Chamber of Commerce calling your name and pointing to their crotches. Being the gracious host, you ride all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of someone's cheap perfume as 12 people are now writhing in a pile on the hood of the car fucking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people fucking at once.

Suddenly you look up and see the ghostly image of Linda Lovelace staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They join in and you thank them profusely as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.

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